Titanic Funny Quotes



“I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it”

Fr. Byles: “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death”
Jack: Can you walk through that valley a little faster!


“I know what you are thinking poor little rich girl what does she know about misery?”

“I don’t see what all of the fuss is about. It doesn’t look any bigger than the Mauritania.”

“Oh stop it mother, you’ll give yourself a nosebleed

“I rather be his whore than your wife

The others were gracious and curious about the man who had saved my life. But my mother looked at him like an insect. A dangerous insect, which must be squashed quickly.

Rose and Jack together:

Rose: ‘Teach me to Ride like a man’

Jack: ‘And chew Tobacco like a man’

Rose: ‘And spit like a man’

Jack: ‘What, they didn’t teach you that in finishing school?’


Rose: ‘Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your french girls. Wearing this…”

Jack: ‘Alright’

Rose: ‘Wearing only this’

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